Hospitality is Brutal

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

jay-m:

Illustration by Alice Lin

jay-m:

Illustration by Alice Lin

vacilandoelmundo:

“So you’re made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?”

―Neil deGrasse Tyson

These photos are on the shortlist for the Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2014, a competition and exhibition run by the Royal Observatory Greenwich. The winning images will be posted here on September 18.

staceythinx:

Seascapes by Antti Viitala 

News Editor: Firefighters said the cat burned the house down. Knocked a candle over.
Editor in Chief: Aww, would you really blame a cat in that case?
Every cat owner in the room: We would 100% blame the cat.
EiC: Wow, that wasn't the response I was expecting.
Me: Cats are assholes.
Cat owners: *nod*

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!

kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

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This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

me every time I leave the house

me every time I leave the house

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship