This reminds me of myself when I was a child
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
I know one cute person who needs motivation! YOU CAN DO IT BBY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
The afternoon sun through the sliding glass door is better than any filter.
yup, I’m hitting that.
I just watched Yossi & Jagger and I did not expect the heart wrenching end.
I should have seen it coming but I just didn’t.
Date a girl who runs. Date a girl who likes animals. Date a girl who has blue spiky hair and can break the sound barrier. Date Sonic the Hedgehog.
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.